Obviously supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is going to have an incredible body and is going to look absolutely awesome in a bikini, but I didn’t think she’d be this ripped. Look at those abs, I feel like a fat tub of crap looking at those things, she’s making me want to get on the floor and do a few crunches or something. Did I say crunches? I meant masturbate, she makes me want to get on the floor and masturbate. I’m glad we cleared all that up.
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