I’m thinking about making my wife wear one of these on Valentine’s Day
Shouldn’t be that difficult, really. First I just have to procure an actual wife. Not just smear lipstick on the outskirts of my thumb and pointer finger and make muted slurping sounds or muffled “Jeepers Dr. Frank, it’s so bigghlph I can barelyphl fit it in myy mouff!”
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