I’d have no problem memorizing Tolstoy’s War and Peace cover to back and reciting it to everyone in class verbatim if Christine and I could play that game from Billy Madison where she quizzes me whilst removing articles of clothing. “That is… correct!” And yes, that was a boldfaced lie. I wouldn’t get even a mere wrinkle in time’s worth of studying done with this prime piece of female real estate right in my viewing vicinity.
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