She’s laughing at all the assholes who thought the baby’s name was actually Ivy Blue. Yes, the ones who made Twitter accounts and Illuminati-conspiracy related acronyms based on it.
You’re my girl, Blue? Beyoncé has a baby girl.
Beyoncé has given birth to my a healthy baby girl, Blue Ivy (and yes, she’ll be crying into her pillows comprised of massive stacks of money at night at the outcry from those who think the name “Blue Ivy,” is retarded), a child who will be considered a failure if unable to produce a Grammy-winning record by age two with a plastic Playskool rattle and a Casio pretuned keyboard (sorry, I have an overbearing Asian mother and am projecting my insecurities onto the most anticipated progeny since… well, myself.) We at divyy would like to apotheosize the diva into “Newest Milf in the World Territory,” with a nice gallery for you all to molest with your eyes:
She’s laughing at all the assholes who thought the baby’s name was actually Ivy Blue. Yes, the ones who made Twitter accounts and Illuminati-conspiracy related acronyms based on it.
She’s laughing at all the assholes who thought the baby’s name was actually Ivy Blue. Yes, the ones who made Twitter accounts and Illuminati-conspiracy related acronyms based on it.
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