Adrienne’s rockin’ dem high heels. And not much else.

I wonder, what would the equivalent of this be for a dude? Wearing naught but a pair of meager speedos and construction boots? For some reason I don’t think that’d have quite the same effect with the ladies. Then again, what do I know; there are men out who have written books about picking up women whilst wearing Seussian hats with cognomens like “Mystery,” “Matador,” “Cocker Spaniel,” and “Red Rooster” corralling your daughters and wives as we speak.