Despite my not so subtle innuendo, she’s still the only feasible excuse you have for watching this video start to finish:
And if you actually sloughed through that in its entirety, well you deserve a nice reward:


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And yes… I actually enjoy that song. Just because you rash on something, doesn’t mean you hate it. Right?
And if you actually sloughed through that in its entirety, well you deserve a nice reward: