Wendy4 has driven me batshit crazy

If you don’t hear from me for a while it’s because I’ve gone certifiably insane as a direct result of looking at these photographs. As if I’ve descended into some Dali-esque fantasyscape where human proportions know no limitations and all is marvel and wonder and delirium. Just kidding, I’ll be furiously bludgeoning my bishop; you know, playing with my genitals for those of you who don’t like euphemisms.