Melanie Till(Death do us part)brook

Yes, that’s right dear, gentle readers. Exactly as that title implies, Melanie Tillbrook, the Filipino and British, Hawaiin native is one of the few ladies that I would indeed wifey up. Under one circumstance: she doesn’t treat me like a mere sexual object like my past two wives. Frank’s got feelings too, ladies! He ain’t just the strapping, virile piece of Grade A beef that everyone else makes him out to be!














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