Meet The Woman With The World’s Largest Breasts

Sheyla Hershey, let’s just dispense with the pleasantries and cut to the chase. You have massive macaroons. 38KKK to be exact. Normally I would just scoff and turn my head in a supercilious manner at those individuals featured on TLC’s My Strange Addiction but you’re doing the world a great service. Just altruistic a gal as they come. You even said that you “love them, just like they’re my kids.” I really hope you have children and I wish I could have seen their faces when they were told that mounds of fake mammary flesh were rivals to their mother’s affection. Awesome.